Drive Much?!

After quite a shaky morning I am finally on my way to school. I'm driving up Hwy 190 headed into Jasper and I'm about where Hilcrest Baptist Church is and the lady in a champaigne colored care pulls right out in front of me. And I'm not exagerating. I went from a comfortable 70 mph speed to almost touching her bumper at a 50 mph crawl. It was somewhat foggy, maybe she didn't see me...(fog wasn't that bad, my truck is bright red and my headlights were on (not just my park lights)).

I'm cool... We're only up to 60 mph by the time we reach Fain & Smather's Vet Hospital where the road turns from a two-lane highway into a four-lane. Instead of getting into the slower, right lane, she chooses to remain in the faster, left lane. No biggie... I easily pass her without having to speed to do so and I turn my left blinker on to move with the road back into the regular two-lane highway. I follow the right white line, gently moving back into that lane when I see she is speeding up!! So, I go ahead and turn in front of her knowing that if I do so, it shouldn't cause her to use her brakes.

I'm basically in the lane when I hear *HONK!!!!!!!* That crazy chick was honking at me for getting in front of her! Really?! I didn't honk at you, crazy lady! Seperating the two lanes of traffic is a turning lane and next thing I know, she's in it passing me! I didn't even look over at her and give her an ugly look - or a "woops" look, either.

When she gets forcibly in front of me AGAIN, she slows right back down to 50ish! Right before Jasper's first light the lane splits into four lanes again and she gets right back in the fast lane...Needless to say, I stay in the slow lane, again, and easily pass her again. She merges into the right lane behind me and gets right behind me only to merge right back into the left lane to turn onto the road between Lowe's and Wal-Mart.

Why me?! I didn't start anything. I didn't even finish anything. I just wanted to get to class on time... You pulled in front of me! You were 15-20 miles under the speed limit! You stayed in the fast/passing lane! GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Drive much?!